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The Meaning Of Life (Joke)
The following joke was floating around work last week, and thought I might share it with you as it is quite amusing.
On the first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of 20 years."
The dog said: "That’s a long time to be barking. How about only 10 years and I’ll give you back the other 10?"
So God agreed.
On the second day, God created the monkey and said: "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I’ll give you a 20-year life span."
The monkey said: "Monkey tricks for 20 years? That’s a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back 10 like the Dog did?"
And God agreed.
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Philosophy of life
An email was going around the office at work with all kinds of jokes and stories in it, I just thought this one was good enough to share, some of you may have seen it before, those who haven’t, enjoy.
A philosophy professor stood before his class and had some items in front of him.
When the class began, wordlessly he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with rocks, about 2″ in diameter.He then asked the students if the jar was full?
They agreed that it was.So the professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles, of course, rolled into the open areas between the rocks.
He then asked the students again if the jar was full.
They agreed it was.
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